1. You chase your kids around the house wearing a buff.
2. Your four year old thinks every fish he sees is a bonefish.
3. When driving on I-95 near or north of Washington, D.C., you think "If I just drive South, I can be in Key West in less than 24 hours."
4. Number three happens often.
5. You start stashing money away all over the house to save up to pay for the guide.
6. You start itchin' real bad when the Sunday morning shows are fishing for the big three.
7. Every word out of your wife's mouth seems to be bonefish, tarpon, or permit, as opposed to the usual Charlie Brown wah...wah...wah.
8.You fly cast to imaginary bonefish in your backyard...at 40, 50, and 60 feet.
9. There is no number 9, you were too busy thinking about going bonefishing.
...and number 10...
10. You honeymoon on the Grand Slam flats of Belize!!
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